- Love oceanic evolution. - “That’s goofy as fuck, looks like a child drew it.” - “Does it fuck and make more?” - “Well, yeah, I guess, but…” - “GOOD ENOUGH. Put it in production.” 
- EY! I’m WALKIN’ ova here! 
- THE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW - I mean… Also your ancestors 
 
- They’re standing on the seafloor. Everyone knows you don’t swim when standing on the floor. ffs who doesn’t know this. - They could be dancing on the seafloor but no, they just stand there, menacingly. - They can dance if they want to. They can leave their friends behind. 
- They overwhelm their predators with the menacing T-pose 
 
- As much as we gave yall shit for having so many insufferable libs among your ranks, its silly shit like this that I will miss from the cooler folks over on .ee - Some of yall should consider coming over to hexbear. - We also have by far the best emoji game  - deleted by creator 
 
 
- Halve your attack surface with one easy trick! 
- So I’m gonna go looking once I hit “post”, but anyone got any links to specific cams? - Edit: I found https://www.openoceans.org/web-cams - This was posted by someone else yesterday, but I didn’t save their comment - Last week tonight reported on that one a couple weeks ago. It’s fun 
 
- There’s https://nautiluslive.org/tech/ev-nautilus who have a YT chanel with live feeds. 
 
- Air is a gaseous fluid. - This is just how birds look at all of us. 
- “My leg!” 
- I love those grumpy little fish 
- Why swim when you can walk, I always say… - I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying. - Yeah, makes sense. 
 
 
- They’re gearing up to do an XCOM on us. 
- He’s pretending to walk while 5 of his buddies swim up behind you to attack. You fool! 









