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lol I like the lamp
Pull on the chain once for bright genie,
Pull twice for dim genie,
Pull a third time for OFF.Pulling the chain 3 times sends you to the Oceanview Motel and Casino.
“What’s the twist?”
“Good luck explaining all this to the IRS without going to prison.”
“…I’m fucked.”
Free cash based purchases for the rest of your life. A dollar spent in cash is a dollar saved in your bank account.
But you’re actually fine. If you can get it into a bank account, just make sure to report the “gift” income to the IRS. The FBI might be interested but if you’re not involved in criminal activity they’ll soon leave.
