priming the orifice

Alternatively, unsticking my balls from my leg

Man without arms attempts pole vault

An analysis of trump’s posture?

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Various stages of holding in your pee

We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won’t believe #5!

Pooperation (Poop Preparation)

Incorrect postures for unarmed individuals.

The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

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Correct approach to shitting

Bean posture

Thalidomide boogie

While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”