They will believe anything except for the obvious truth.

Which politicians will the satanic temple endorse?

I don’t even know how many a Brazilian is.

Tarball detected, would you like to xzf?

Leslie Nielsen crawls out of a Jefferies tube onto the bridge

“I just want you to tell you both, good luck! We’re all counting on you.”

Leslie Nielsen crawls into the Jefferies tube

Chekov looks unimpressed and was really hoping to find the nuclear wessels.

My computer gets hacked all the time, I’m pretty used to it now.

Foss sodoku apps from F-Droid

Only well-off, rich, and filthy rich Tropicans have access to education.

Recently, I’ve just been filtering my movies by unwatched and hitting shuffle on Jellyfin.

Have a stuffy nose?

Allergies?

Try snorting swarms of robots up your nose, melt the mucus and clean your sinuses.

Snorting swarms of robots is an easy outpatient procedure.

Snort them directly into your sinuses.

You will certainly not regret snorting swarms of robots up your nose.

https://youtu.be/dvj35utVUjc?t=32

YOGO

Hello there

You can always install a release of any Android APK from a git repo using Obtainium.

Signal releases

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for those times your machine dies or disappears

This happened to me when I deleted the “my computer” icon.