First births yes, but what about average age? Our ancestors may have been second born, third born, eighth born etc

Haha, chode

Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire, or so I’ve heard

It’s closer to negative 993 million than 1 billion

a stroke

Like they said, the libido of a 16 year old

Such a strawman, lol. The comic clearly says ‘eas_ier_’

Kinda cruel if you ask me

At least you didn’t ask to bum a fag

As far as I’m concerned, it’s all just varying levels of physics. Strings vibrate, atoms bounce around, molecules interact, substances react, cells form, organs grow, and consciousness emerges. It’s just one long spectrum with a fuzzy and somewhat arbitrary cut-off point to where we determine it life

Physics becomes chemistry becomes biology

Often too I’ll upvote a highly downvoted comment because I don’t think it deserved to be downvoted as much as it was, even if it’s one I’d otherwise downvote. Unless it’s horrible, in which case I’ll pile the fuck on

Too bad Melania’s campaign didn’t work…

What’s this referencing?

Nah skip the old man in position #2

Same, but replace ‘article’ with ‘comments’

People forget that trump did not run for president 3 times. He’s run for president 5 times.

OOTL foreigner here. When were the other 2 times?

Honestly I don’t think ‘women and girls’ feels clunky, but that’s just me

The priest looks like Father Ted

"Yes, because the reduced happiness of others elevates mine in comparison. This is because I believe in a rigid social hierarchy where happiness is zero-sum, and it’s the only way I’m able to climb the ladder. Once the short-lived boost in happiness inevitably wears off due to the world not actually working in that way, I will further look to enable suffering to forever chase the high in the only way I know. I will never truly feel deep satisfaction and inner peace, and I will slowly decline into old age feeling ever more isolated and bitter.

Get rekt, libs."

That’s some 5d chess right there

The Indian ocean isn’t a desert