Oh yeah!

The Grapes of Wrath

Well, for one, she’s still alive

Fork found in kitchen.

So how does one celebrate it? Be a horrible racist?

I feel like my odds would be better with the lottery.

To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.

Remember when someone would accidentally go to Whitehouse.com instead of whitehouse.gov?

Limited Data? You guys living in 2005?

Like a cheese wheel. You might not touch bottom, but you’ll stretch out the sides.

Makes sense, his songs are pretty long.

It must be. Because these weird fuckers don’t even seem to have hobbies.

The amount of Rock stars that aren’t terrible humans probably wouldn’t fill two hands.

That’s actually pretty interesting. I only knew him for those old RonCo infomercials.

I ain’t sure they’re even in the same league as Ron Popeil.

I have one of my mom singing Sheila by Tommy Rowe and every time the song goes “bow bow bow bow” she’d tickle me.

Well, I don’t know about acclaimed, but he did some acting. I liked him in Black Dog, but I think he wasn’t really acting in that one.

Somehow, Mitch McConnell returned.

I’m convinced that he just needed a good ass kicking when he was 18. I think that would have gone a long way towards squashing that overinflated ego.

I genuinely think that they (and conservatives overall) don’t understand that everyone is different and that most people aren’t our there trying to get one up on everyone else.