And at work, you give yourself an A and go for a C.

“They won’t take late work”

The toilet

Because at least I’m not graduating high school with a.butt full of poop.

Step down, old guard

Haunted houses are old. There’s no way McMansions will last long enough for ghosts to sprout.

Be warned. It’s a productivity sink. I had to block it because it was too distracting.

Let’s say that, hypothetically, this is true. Out of all the angles to compare Trump and Obama, does this guy really think that Trump’s relationship with marriage make him look better?

He didn’t want to be president. He just wanted to be popular.

He’s fallen pretty far from playing Jeff Bezos on Gumball.

If they can’t change themselves, you can’t change them either.