For those unfamiliar with trucker slang: ´bending the wire´ means masturbating while driving, as the elevated position makes it appear as if you´re bending wires under the steering wheel.

´The Market´ already had its gap filled for food that´s actually well suited for delivery. The belief that every dish can be hauled in a backpack still taste like it´s supposed to is foolish

It´s like those people that want every muslim to declare whether they support Hamas