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ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•House Democrat resigns ahead of possible expulsion vote over alleged financial crimes — The Washington Post
26·4 months agoAmerica loves the simplicity of rooting for one side but the reality is both Democrats and Republicans are fucking awful.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon
9·4 months agoThat’s the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.
But to be fair every religious person I’ve ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It’s as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
4·4 months agoThe way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won’t be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won’t own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.
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politics @lemmy.world•BREAKING: Trump Deletes Post Depicting Himself as Jesus Amid Heavy MAGA Backlash
12·4 months agoYour average maga will say he was hacked by Iran and write it off, then commit adultery in the church parking lot before being absolved by a priest who’s getting his tally whacker sucked by a 9 year old boy in the confession booth. You have no idea who these people are
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Do you shower facing the shower or away from it?
8·4 months agoAway, unless I’m stomping the turd down the drain, then I guess I’m facing towards it
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.
29·4 months agoI just used the voice feature in my truck to enter an address for Google maps like always, it came up as Gemini with a long speech. I repeated the address, it asked me if I wanted the location in my home city or one in a city over 400 miles away. Regression with exponential cost.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump's threatened destruction of Iran's power plants could be considered a war crime, experts say
3·4 months agoIt’s reddit talk for jerk me off
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump's threatened destruction of Iran's power plants could be considered a war crime, experts say
6·4 months agoWe got em!!! We got em on war crimes this time! It’s over, woohoo!
Every fucking day
Lead poisoning from car exhaust when leaded gasoline was the only option. They all suffer from main character syndrome and do not believe the world exists without them.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump says 'we're blowing up the whole country' if no Iran deal is reached in 48 hours
243·4 months agoBoomers can’t do math and if they could they’d be very disappointed
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Trump Just Lost a War for America — No One's Done That Since Nixon
6·4 months agoDesert Storm, but outside of that they’ve all been unsuccessful.


Bad enough that Tesla’s are mobile surveillance nodes. Definitely don’t need cameras going indoors everywhere too.