That motherfucker’s lying and getting me pissed.

Donald Trump spouting a Juggalo-adjacent line wasn’t on my bingo card.

Technically, physics does allow a satellite-based method to deal with climate change. Economics, on the other hand, does not. You would need to chuck an unfathomable amount of mass into orbit.

Well, there is a Jason meme, too, but that’s something completely different.

I’d rather not.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I will never not think of that Whose Line bit whenever I see a post that’s just Meow.

COCAINE

I thought it said debugging for a moment and was about to say something about the DMCA.

The hate is as old as computing.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

Let’s just hope Cheetohead doesn’t leave a note that says “Scorched Earth” on his desk.

I remember Clark’s guys faked a video of Sheridan when he didn’t give them what they wanted.

Man literally stole a plot point from Babylon 5.

That’s funny, you think a guy who’s falling apart at the seams will live forever.

After seeing that, it’s kind of disappointing that he looked so normal in Voyager.

I know this shitty dollar store Grover Cleveland likes to hold onto a grudge, but damn!

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

I’ve been using Linux for just about my entire adult life, except for a brief experience with Windows Vista, and I don’t know what x11 and Wayland are. I just know Linux does what I want without bogging itself down with weird shit.