His oil holdings didn’t jump enough after the last “threat” to be lucrative enough to sell.

Once they do, and he rakes in a few extra billion, he’ll be right back to, “They’re willing to sign an agreement… No really this time. They folded like lawn chairs.”, and the cycle starts all over.

Meanwhile I’m looking at gas that’s just about to hit $5.00 in my area.

“Hey, baby. Wanna kill all humans?”
– Bender

No

Only three more days until he dies.
News websites will be running headlines on August 4th about how he snuck out of bed in the middle of the night, somehow got up six flights of stairs, and then suddenly tumbled down them.

For me it’s a toss-up between the Gary Jules cover and the Alex Parks cover.

Can’t believe that no one has mentioned this one yet…

Arlo Guthrie - City of New Orleans

This is such an odd thing to ask.
There are literally thousands of web comics out there. Not every one will hit the same for all people.

This is like saying, “Hey, I don’t like the taste of anchovies. Help me to like them.” To what end? If you don’t like something, don’t like it and move on.

Taco soup?

Ugh… I’m so tired of “microslop” and “AI slop”.

I’m not defending Microsoft in any way, but they were releasing buggy updates long before the rise of AI.

:: halfway down the run ::

Top: Ok, you know, that’s making it really hard to concentrate.

Bottom: Well if you would not bounce us around so much…

So, when he says something like, “Oh man, I’m going to bomb this bathroom”, he’s not lyin’.

He hurt baby’s feelings.

Forget oil. She needs to be speaking for the milk industry.

Fluffy.
Zero fucks left to give.

My SSID has always been “InfectedWithVirus”.

My wife and I are both introverted. (and I have some social anxiety in certain situations)

We met on a dating site called “OurTime”. I can’t speak for it now, as that was 15 years ago, but it’s a site geared towards people 45 years and up, who don’t want to deal with the bullshit of other dating sites.
(neither of us were 45 at the time, but that didn’t seem to matter)

We have similar interests and that made it easy to start conversations. We talked back and forth for a week or two, and then started voice calls for about a week before actually going on a date.
We didn’t rush things along and just took things as they came, and got married about three years later.

GitGubN00b

Obviously pink.
I don’t see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.

No, but that’s still a bit too shiny and white for my tastes.

Soon