Japanese people can be just as sarcastic as English speakers. It flies over your head unless you’re actually good at the language. Same as English.

Learn to change your own oil people. You literally only need a socket wrench and and a drain pan. You don’t even need to jack a lot of cars up if you don’t mind squeezing under.

“I just wanted to pay for college!!”

And I guess what they really meant was:

“Yeah I’ll kill brown people for money!”

We can already feed everyone. We just choose not to. Space travel has nothing to do with it, but we should do it anyway.

Your dad is a horny dog trying to date someone over 30 years younger than him.