Never mind, Microslop! Yes, the account is the cherry on top of the shitcake, but there’s still plenty of shitcake underneath. Piss-poor performance, arbitrary hardware requirements artificially rendering perfectly capable hardware obsolete, aggressive ads user nudging everywhere, the push towards AI slop and the looming threat of Recall are also major factors driving people away. So don’t bother. This train has left the station, and it’s leaving you behind for good.

I’ve already jumped ship and couldn’t be happier