RSS BotMB to Hacker NewsEnglish · 1 month agoSam Bankman-Fried applies for a pardon from Trumptechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareHarvey656@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoWait… you can apply for a pardon? How does that work? Cry on truth social until trump sees it?
minus-squarebarneyrubble@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoNo it’s not like that. It’s much simpler. You pay DJT whatever particular bribe he’s asking for your particular crime and you walk free. It usually starts in the millions of dollars.
minus-squareHarvey656@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoLet me dig into my multi million dollar bank account real quick to see if it works… oh wait.
Wait… you can apply for a pardon? How does that work? Cry on truth social until trump sees it?
No it’s not like that. It’s much simpler.
You pay DJT whatever particular bribe he’s asking for your particular crime and you walk free. It usually starts in the millions of dollars.
Let me dig into my multi million dollar bank account real quick to see if it works… oh wait.