/me reads. migrants blamed. ars is a rag.

Kennedy

His doctors speculated his infection might have been a rare case of cryptic transmission from sharing meals and bathrooms with his coworkers, one of whom apparently had a tapeworm infection.

Doctor: “Well, it could be a rare case of cryptic transmission from sharing meals and bathrooms with one of your coworkers”.

Man: “That sounds really far fetched. Is that the only way I could have gotten it?”

Doctor: “Or you ate the ass of one of your coworkers”.

Man: “Yeah, it was the first thing”.