printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agoI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1272arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1261arrow-down1imageI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square75linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareNerdsGonnaNerd@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYou could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI’m not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I’ll trademark them.
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoI hate to disappoint, but I have already moved on to more time sensitive projetcs. xD
You could collect the spider silk and weave a cape. Golden Spider Silk Cape
I’m not well enough versed in the ways of textiles and such. But if the silk conducts current, maybe I could create some sort of signal carrying wires? And if they exceed CAT8 speeds, I’ll trademark them.
well, did it work? :P
I hate to disappoint, but I have already moved on to more time sensitive projetcs. xD