I told my boss and his answer was “I got multiple agents in a room and they review to one another”

My boss owns a hosting platform

More AI, obviously.

According to two friends who work at hyperscalers, the answer is increasingly “nobody”, and it shows in the quality of the output.

Overheard a googler yesterday raving about all the reviewbots and code quality being ‘through the roof’.

Reminded me that most “code reviews” aren’t about legibility at all.

No one. That’s one of a bazillion reasons not to be a cuck-coder.