You could call this a sequel to my last question, but I was genuinely curious. Question inspired by someone I know joking about being arrested for selling donuts to someone who died as a result because they didn’t need junk food.

  • Boozilla@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Rubbing one out lowers aggression, ergo masturbation is now mandatory. You all know what to do here, people.

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      Counterpoint: masturbation is genocide and menstruation is murder as it is a failure to bring a life to the world. Therefore everyone beyond puberty is guilty of murder by default.