fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month agoNeutronium would like a word.mander.xyzimagemessage-square117fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down19
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minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·1 month agoBut do you fit into that box? 🤔
minus-squareKMAMURI@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 month agoNothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
minus-squarecrawancon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agofirst, ya cut a hole in that box…
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoI’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
minus-squareTh3D3k0y@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoYou know… Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though. https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoYou can get a kit! https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1 I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoCutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.
But do you fit into that box? 🤔
Nothing one of those fancy new blenders couldn’t handle.
I have mixed feelings about this.
Don’t breathe this.
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first, ya cut a hole in that box…
I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.
You know…
Looking at the list of restricted items, you can’t mail live animals, or cremated remains. But if you mail only your dick in a box it wouldn’t really be live anymore and isn’t cremated (yet). I suppose it could fall under perishable items though.
https://stage-www.usps.com/ship/shipping-restrictions.htm
You can get a kit!
https://store.usps.com/store/product/cremated-remains-kit-1-P_BOX_CREKIT1
I had ordered some stickers but they never sent them. :(
Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.