• ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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    11 hours ago

    But the former truck mechanic said that he had “completely screwed up” early on when two cobra bites in quick succession left him in a coma.

    “I didn’t want to die. I didn’t want to lose a finger. I didn’t want to miss work,” he told the BBC.

    Missing work should be okay when you’re in a coma. The US is weird.

  • gadfly1999@lemm.ee
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    7 hours ago

    Probably preparing himself for a battle of intellects with the Dread Pirate Roberts.