• insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe
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    5 days ago

    An elderly Walmart greeter: <holding a gun and shaking nervously>

    “Go ahead hero, pull the trigger. You got killer in your eyes, son? …I don’t see it.”

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        People who are paid to hang out at the entrance/exits to discourage shoplifting by checking receipts against what’s in the cart.

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            I don’t, I walk right by the guy with my cart. I just paid for all this shit at the cashier which already took forever due to incompetence, on no less than 20 cameras with their own employee scanning items. They have no authority to hold me there and I already own the items in the cart.

            If they accuse me of stealing, they will never get another dollar from me. I hope there are many others like me.