RSS BotMB to Hacker NewsEnglish · 1 day agoSwarms of robots could go up your nose, melt the mucus and clean your sinuseswww.zmescience.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareeecobb@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·21 hours agoSorry, ma’am, when the microbot system entered your husband’s nose and initiated search-and-destroy mode, they erroneously chemically shredded your husband’s brain. We sent you a 5% discount for your next procedure.
minus-squarebuffing_lecturer@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoand a bill to cover the damage your husband’s brain did to our tools
Sorry, ma’am, when the microbot system entered your husband’s nose and initiated search-and-destroy mode, they erroneously chemically shredded your husband’s brain. We sent you a 5% discount for your next procedure.
and a bill to cover the damage your husband’s brain did to our tools