During a press conference on Tuesday, July 1, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem claimed that a cannibal on an ICE deportation flight "started to eat himself."
  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.comEnglish
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    3 days ago

    The other day, I was talking to some [U.S.] marshals that have been partnering with ICE. They said that they had detained a cannibal and put him on a plane to take him home, and while they had him in his seat, he started to eat himself and they had to get him off and get him medical attention.

    Then Principal Skinner and Miss Krabaple were in the closet making babies, and I saw one of the babies, and then the baby looked at me.

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.mlEnglish
    32·
    3 days ago

    Dude was just nervous and biting his nails, but republicans must dial everything to 11

  • Victor@lemmy.worldEnglish
    7·
    3 days ago

    She said that “these are the kind of deranged individuals that are on our streets in America that we’re trying to target and get out of our country because they are so deranged they don’t belong here.”

    But like, surely this kind of person is rare. Most of the people are just normal people looking to have a normal life. Or at least to survive, and live. And surely, people like this exist that are citizens as well.

    It’s just such opportunistic propaganda.