They should put out an album together. The combined musical talent on display would be… the combined musical talent on display.

Oh no, they’re very discriminatory when they do that.

Yeah, the guy appears to have been a Republican up until near the end of Trump’s term, partially supported him into 2020 (while donating to ActBlue), and then ended up completely disillusioned.

He also appears to be more than a little dangerous. In 2002, he was arrested and convicted of carrying a fully automatic machine gun. The guy should never have been able to get another gun.

Thanks, that’s still horrifying, but it’s not straight from bizarro world.

So, uhh, this is wild: https://apnews.com/live/trump-shooting-west-palm-beach-updates#00000191-f7ea-d09f-a59f-f7ff80380000

Routh was convicted in 2002 of possessing a weapon of mass destruction, according to online North Carolina Department of Adult Correction records. The records do not provide details about the case.

Yeah, probably not. But would-be assassins aren’t necessarily the sharpest people around.

The guy was behind a fence, with just the barrel of the gun poking through, so it’s not too surprising their shots missed.

And luxury vacations. And forgiven “loans.” And property purchased as “gifts.” And free flights on private jets. And…

These fuckers. These absolutely amoral fuckers.

It’ll turn out to be another registered Republican with mental health issues who should never have been able to get a hold of a gun.

Which will make it the fault of the Democrats, of course.

They’ve hired Trump lawyer Jay Sekulow to try to force their way onto the ballot in Nevada, a swing state. They’re so obviously compromised.

The real source is a German news site called “Tag24 News.” Why did you link to an MSN reprint of it?

In any event, Jill Stein is almost certainly a Russian asset, and the American version of the Green Party bears little resemblance to the European Greens, both in policy positions and credibility. Ellison has every right to express his opinions about them.

At least these guys are saying the quiet parts out loud, now.

When even this torture-defending lunatic is going, “Whoa, hey, Trump’s a fascist,” then Trump is a goddamn fascist.

The dog ate his concept of a plan to have prepared notes.

And then JD Vance ate the dog.

If they try to RINO Turd Blossom himself, there won’t be enough popcorn in the world for the party fracturing that would represent.

I think we need to take polls of Gen Z men with a massive grain of salt. Polling is already pretty fucked right now, but Gen Z is absolutely the hardest to poll.

What we are, specifically, is partially brainwashed. And I mean that quite literally. A large number of people have been watching “Fox News,” a fake “news” entertainment channel specifically designed to brainwash its viewers for literally their entire lives.

Holy shit, that’s beautiful! How do they respond?

This reminds me of a thought I’ve been kicking around. All these Republicans who knew beforehand what a monster trump is, and now spend all their time gobbling his stumpy mushroom? They’re all examples of a weird variation on Stockholm syndrome. But instead of identifying with their captors on a personal level, they’ve identified their entire political party with him. They don’t think it can exist without him now.

Once he kicks the bucket, psychologists are going to have a field day untangling this mental health mess.

Poor little Johnson.