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minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35arrow-down1·edit-225 days agoWould be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·25 days agoLooks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
minus-squareDutczar@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·25 days agoHey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·25 days agoBall headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoThen we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 days agoYou would still not want one as a pet.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoWhy not just get a pet turkey?
minus-squareZerush@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·25 days agoThey are ugly and stupid
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·24 days agoAnd delicious.
Would be nice to have an pet velociraptor. Never shown correctly in the Jurasic Park movies. They are not bigger than a turkey
Looks like he has the perfect size to bite your balls. Not so sure about the pet suggestion
Hey, so are plenty of dogs. Doesn’t stop my ball headbashers from being good boys.
Ball headbasher to ballgnasher is a quick chomp.
Also Goose can do it
Then we just need them to have a social structure compatible with human preferences and 10’000 years of haphazard breeding.
You would still not want one as a pet.
Why not just get a pet turkey?
They are ugly and stupid
And delicious.