Former University of Cincinnati professor Neil Armstrong and his crew mates from Apollo 11 had to sign this Moon Manifest for the U.S. Customs Service to bring
Everything tends towards the absurd if taken too far. That is doubly true for bureaucracy.
“Anything to declare?”
“Yeah, I hereby declare that I just survived going to the moon and back strapped to the tip of a humongous explosive tube and that I need a shower, my wife and a fluffy bed in that order. As you’re none of those things, you can piss right off.”
Everything tends towards the absurd if taken too far. That is doubly true for bureaucracy.
“Anything to declare?”
“Yeah, I hereby declare that I just survived going to the moon and back strapped to the tip of a humongous explosive tube and that I need a shower, my wife and a fluffy bed in that order. As you’re none of those things, you can piss right off.”