Starlink is the most antifuturistic technology imaginable – a vision of a global internet that gets slower and less reliable as more people sign up for it. It makes the dotcom joke of “we lose money on every sale but make it up in volume” look positively bankable.

Cory Doctorow

Someone call the mayor of kekistan! I’m sure he can help! Or was it his K-hole that brought it down?