Chris Martin's Ex, Gwyneth Paltrow, Hired as Astronomer's New "Spokesperson" in Wake of Coldplay Kiss Cam Video
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Gwyneth Paltrow has been hired by Astronomer -- the tech company whose CEO and head of HR resigned after they were caught embracing on a Coldplay kiss cam -- as their new temporary spokesperson.
  • Mothra@mander.xyzEnglish
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    2 days ago

    My brain saying a few things I can’t quite string up all together, let’s see:

    • coldplay music
    • paltrow for damage control, question mark
    • being tone deaf
    • confusion