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Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed

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Making Postgres 42,000x slower because I am unemployed

RSS BotMB to Hacker NewsEnglish · 2 months ago

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As an respectable unemployed person must do, I tried to make Postgres as slow as possible

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Like MST3K is a film school by showing how not to do things, this shows you how to optimize Postgres by breaking it as much as possible.

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