Wait. WHAT? How else am I going to listen to those “eeee-OHHHHH-YOOOOHHHPRRRRRR” sounds, just to access a random page at an amazing speed of FIVE KILOBYTES PER SECOND!, to have my mum screeching “BROWSE AT NIGHT PHONE TARIFFS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE AT DAY”?

…you know, there are plenty aspects of the old internet I genuinely miss. This is not one of them.