• yumpsuit@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    Prayers should be applied topically or to worn armor, written on parchment and attached to a stamped wax seal infused with holy oils.

    Thoughts are often immunosuppressive and should be guarded against with tinfoil headwear or nerve staples.