If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican (or your local fascist party, as the case may be)
Nah, only to weirdos more interested in projecting social stigmas more than communicating… I would’ve said “males” if talking about males, too.
This is a post specifically talking about genitals and getting some. OFC I’m going to use the terms for the sexes and not genders. Especially because we’re talking about Republicans, where only the extremely misguided have a disconnect beteween their sex and gender.
I don’t want my genitals cut off and eaten, don’t know about you
If you don’t want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.
If you’re absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don’t want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican (or your local fascist party, as the case may be)
My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?
A zoo?
lol as if there aren’t enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology…
Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.
Nah, only to weirdos more interested in projecting social stigmas more than communicating… I would’ve said “males” if talking about males, too.
This is a post specifically talking about genitals and getting some. OFC I’m going to use the terms for the sexes and not genders. Especially because we’re talking about Republicans, where only the extremely misguided have a disconnect beteween their sex and gender.