ordered a Minimal Phone

Good luck. I was lucky to get mine, but their customer service is atrocious and they’ve been leaving a lot of people in the dust. Also, it’s hardly disconnecting when you have a full Chrome browser, so you’ll have to do more to really dumb it down. I can suggest LightPhone if you really want out.

use Amazon to buy books

Buy them from anywhere else (like eBooks.com) and use Calibre to remove the DRM so you can move them to truly offline devices. I think you can still crack Amazon DRM, but it’s harder now.

my first child is due in a couple months and it’s difficult to imagine tweeting as a parent. why would i argue with a childless blue haired atheist about Islam’s (in)compatibility with Western values? why would i tolerate The Algorithm showing me prostitutes on my social media feed? have we lost our mind?

I’m sorry, what?

bio

i’m a slightly retarded entrepreneur who scientifically proved that San Francisco is a sh*thole. i like to read, write, exercise, and entertain.

i live on a ranch outside of Atlanta, operate a portfolio of technology companies, and eat a lot of steak.

Oh, so he’s an asshole. So sorry to see him leave!

I want to drink the shorts. How would a bunch of shorts stack up? Do you recycle your shorts? Are they compostable