• Spykee@lemmings.world
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    20 hours ago

    WHAT?
    So Gordan Ramsay is the town bicycle?
    Jamie Oliver has always been a hussy?
    Guy Fieri is a JoyToy?
    GASP
    Anthony fucking Bourdain was a thot?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      19 hours ago

      I mean, one’s breakthrough was literally called Naked Cooking, one had the world’s most famous theory about the schlong of Ernest Hemingway, and one…was…born in Scotland? 🤷

      Also, Guy Fieri is obviously a total ketchup skank, so there’s that

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      19 hours ago

      Hexclad has a new(?) commercial where Ramsay is in it and meets Pete Davidson. Davidson says most celebrities are aliens.