- What are the other 2 words? - Found it: “Calm down, Grandma” - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/three-word-comeback-best-phrase-35887889 - 👍👍 Oh yeah I’ll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science - Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first - Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find. - “who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?” - gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival - edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning 
- Brb needed a breakup line, thanks 
 
 
 
 
 
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- “Egghead neuroscientist grandma” feels like it would disarm me. 
- What do I say if it’s my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs). - My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers. 
 
- I don’t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure. - sounds like she needs to calm down a little 
 
- Well at least they didn’t call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward. - why? 
 
- Egghead? Back in my day they called them “boffins” 






