Unplug it for fifteen or more minutes to reset shit, then plug it in at exactly noon or midnight

maybe he pooped before he went transporting and that’s why he wasn’t leaving transporter logs behind

He’s a rogue/decker, right?

Neither they would make so much out

Your doctor noted hypertension because you were 120/85 before a procedure? Were they brand new?

Stealth wizard duh

the cork board at the good coffee shop has filled that niche for me pretty well

i’ve been having to translate the TV ads for my wife since they show up in a language i know but she doesn’t. it’s kinda fun since she used to be a certified interpreter (well, i guess the cert hasn’t expired so still is?)

the shield that displaces light is an offensive technology

people exist who dislike garbage trucks and never wanted for any amount of their life to ride around in one for work?

i once had my town’s largest collection of Jack In the Box antenna toppers (i had 4) and am personally and deeply offended by this statement

the big shields are used primarily in combat. thus they are offensive technology.

18 USC § 921(a)(16) disagrees with you

Cloaks strike me as primarily defensive tech with potential offenses strategies

That’s not how you measure degrees. You use an amateur backhoe

No one wants to bomb Hawaii anymore. But Guam might be on their shortlist

I once asked an llm to gargle my balls. There they are, across the room, decidedly ungargled. Where’s your omnissiah now, huh?