That’s a polite way to say economic disaster

oh hey i live in a neighborhood like that. my entire city is on an indian burial ground. every time they develop land, they survey, catalog, and gather the artifacts before placing them on land no one is supposed to know where but it’s by the park.

There’s a great preservation method I keep telling me to try: German fruit rum jars or whatever they’re called

I’ve been alternating between (1) peanut butter stuffed pretzels and (2) freeze dried and yoghurted berries. Fucking love em

We do not speak of him to outsiders

And monorchidia

That’s ridiculous cocaine was addicted to Bill

Nah put it in a pergante hyena

Can’t dance neither. That has major friendship implications

I rest my case

What if it turns out Hitler saliva cures cancer, all you gotta do is make out with a Hitler clone? You know, like with lizards and limey disease.

That sounds like latent serial killer genes talking

Just ask whoever saved his brain to ask permission

i’ve legitimately never had a better dream. i was a secret superhero/kittenmancer

well that was terrifying

focusing away from the eyes when you could focus on the eyes is dishonorable

eat this jello in memory of his hooves

then downvote, move on, maybe set up a filter to catch the comic strip idk. not everything is for everyone. it’s shitty to complain about something because you are not its target audience

jokes about the sheriff’s secret police’s luxury spa and reeducation center just hit different now