We know they wanted Ted
We know they wanted Ted


An anonymous pony?


Mausoleum is a floor covering made of maus, right?


Why wait?


I don’t hate Death that much I’d subject him to Krasnov’s presence


Party everywhere when it happens dude


One must imagine sisyphuwus happy
How can birds not be real when we choose the owl that is most superb every year
They ser me cryin, they cryin too
some things we do just to see how bad they’ll make us feel
dammit i just got whammed
don’t forget novice who stumbled into a great location during what they later learned was golden hour
i agree with you. a friend found an alto sax at an auction, got it for a song. when he heard i was dusting my tenor off he just gave it to me. i will have to give it back eventually, but we’re just glad it’s being played.


pretty sure pardons only cover judicial convictions, not legislative ones, but i don’t know if it’s ever been tested
smoke more weed, you’ll laugh too
Sorry. David’s Yodongolonghudongalaganga
cocaine and sex workers?
what is the process for certifying a seal and why do they lose it when they thaw? is it harder to balance a ball on your nose when you’re fluid?
It’s really hard to beat Picard. He’s already seen everything