LousyCornMuffins

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I mean, there already was this functionality, but the rule was you couldn’t disrupt the market or make a monopoly or something like that idk I’ve done like two mergers I’m not exactly a specialist.

I’d bet it’s something to do with faulty insulation between cells or something

Maybe she should have been named Bruce. It’s our strongest name!

Can you flush toilets tho

You gotta spend for the moisture sensors and other fancy shit that actually works. We moved into a place with one of those microwaves and we are dreading when it breaks (I think it’s like 3k for a new one)

My toilet sings when I lift the lid or sit down. I kind of wish I could upload a new song after all these years

Shush dude that’s my retirement plan right there

Yeehaw git’r’dun bake the steak boy howdy?

So it’s expensive Axe

That, uh, huh. I would like to refute that but I don’t know enough about birds.

Not the replicator’s fried rice

Replicator, replicate me a flunky to sit through the Chief’s lecture again I want piña coladas

I make my cats give me snuggles to get treats. I love a cuddled life.

Excuse me but my gummy is made exclusively of hooves

No replace him with a hamburger, no lettuce, extra pickle, grilled onions but not quite grilled right so you can still kinda taste the raw, and a dorito bun

Yeah, we all had a little growing to do as preteens. I tend not to hold it against purple.

Your ideas intrigue me. Is there a T/P newsletter you publish to which I could subscribe?

Saint Eve sounds an awful lot like Steve

I was getting a little more Khrushchev