I am coming off from surgery right now and have some time on my hands, so I wanted to share a story about a learning experience. This post is a bit of a dual purpose one on a teachable moment as a software engineer — a chance to offer a retrospective from bad decisions and earn penance therefor. There is one episode that sticks out in my memory with a fair bit of shame: implementing the original metric hashing for the metric family data type in Prometheus’s client metrics. This hashing was used in the internals of the client metrics, so users wouldn’t be exposed to it directly — except in terms of CPU cost!