• Uli@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    My cat knows about nuclear war. He simply hasn’t chosen to exercise the knowledge.

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      18 hours ago

      True, it’s common knowledge that all cats know the exact time and date when the first bombs are going to fall, leading to the fall and eventual extinction of the human race
      But they all refuse to tell us because they’re silly furry goobers

    • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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      17 hours ago

      I would insist on a regular inspection protocol. Cat could have an underground relocation system for averting defensive preemptive strikes.