• oddlyqueer@lemmy.ml
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    3 days ago

    you misunderstand. a Skeloton is a spooky stationary bike that steals your data, but it’s very expensive. You could buy a knockoff skelaton, but it’s more economical, privacy-protecting, and environmentally friendly to just use a dead body you already have lying around.

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      3 days ago

      Just get a human skeleton & ride it like god intended!

      (It still steals you data, but it’s for Mr Satan, so you get your hell more personalized & cozy.)