Me, the idiot who clicked the link: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I get four hundred of these a day and I hit the wrong button. I’m sorry.”
You, the cybersecurity officer who just gives the Everyone group full administrative access to the entire network: “Fucking asshole, I hope you’ve learned your lesson”
Our Boss, who just asked his shareholders to pay him a $1T bonus: “That’s it, I’ve had enough of all this human idiocy, I’m replacing everyone at this company with AI”
The Board: “The company is run by geniuses. We’re all bidding up the price of the stock by another $100B in market cap.”
Me, the idiot who clicked the link: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. I get four hundred of these a day and I hit the wrong button. I’m sorry.”
You, the cybersecurity officer who just gives the Everyone group full administrative access to the entire network: “Fucking asshole, I hope you’ve learned your lesson”
Our Boss, who just asked his shareholders to pay him a $1T bonus: “That’s it, I’ve had enough of all this human idiocy, I’m replacing everyone at this company with AI”
The Board: “The company is run by geniuses. We’re all bidding up the price of the stock by another $100B in market cap.”