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minus-squarerumschlumpel@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 days agoWho sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
minus-squareExLisper@lemmy.curiana.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·edit-22 days agoC: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance. O: No. C: Lipta? O: No. C: Lancashire? O: No. C: White Stilton? O: No. C: Danish Brew? O: No. C: Double Goucester? O: (pause) No. C: Cheshire? O: No. C: Dorset Bluveny? O: No.
minus-squareEnsignWashout@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoC: Cheddar? O: No. We don’t get much call for it. C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world! O: Not around here, sir.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoSplit the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
minus-squareMachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoNot because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoSomewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYou mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
minus-squareNaibofTabr@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoWell, how about a little Red Leicester?
Who sees a pile of cheese wheels and thinks they’re in a restaurant? It’s clearly a cheese shop.
C: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.
O: No.
C: Lipta?
O: No.
C: Lancashire?
O: No.
C: White Stilton?
O: No.
C: Danish Brew?
O: No.
C: Double Goucester?
O: (pause) No.
C: Cheshire?
O: No.
C: Dorset Bluveny?
O: No.
C: Cheddar?
O: No. We don’t get much call for it.
C: But it’s the single most popular cheese in the world!
O: Not around here, sir.
Split the difference, it’s a cheese-taurant. You can have cheese, cheese, cheese, spam, or cheese. And they’re out of spam.
Not because we don’t have Spam, but because we can’t find it under all of the cheese.
Somewhere under that pile is a single can of spam, but its ring pull has broken off.
You mean you want cheese, cheese, cheese, Spam and cheese without the Spam?
I don’t like spam!
Well, how about a little Red Leicester?