[orange, looking weary, while pink looks on] Mate… Why would you say you’re hetero, the person you’re dating used to be a dude, that makes you gay

[green, holding hands with pinkblue] The person you’re dating used to be a kid, so… you’re a pedophile?

[orange looks pissed]

[green shrugs smugly]

https://thebad.website/comic/transitive_reasoning

  • Wren@lemmy.today
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    5 hours ago

    It goes by percentage of body volume. To save money simply chop off your leg to become 4-12% more penis.