• Isa@feddit.org
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    5 hours ago

    But, but the sandwich exploded … the officer could feel the blow through his bullet proved vest … and the onion ring dangling from the officers ear … not to mention the mustard on his shirt⁉️ Really not guilty? No death sentence then? Not even a little bit of torture? Pleaaaaaasase?! 🥺 /s

    Good.

    • mkwt@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      Video evidence contradicted this narrative and showed a fully intact sandwich on the ground, still wrapped.

      If the sub ain’t split, you must acquit!