Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day agoMy girlfriend is an actual model, just fyifeddit.orgimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1939arrow-down116
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minus-squareDrDystopia@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up43·1 day ago i’m a mentally ill lemmy nerd fuckin pray for me bros I’m not mentally ill so I can’t send prayers. I’ll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill. [Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I’m a chronic liar as well.]
minus-squareP1nkman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day ago Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I’m a chronic liar as well.] Wait. You’re saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you’ve provided me.
I’m not mentally ill so I can’t send prayers. I’ll send thoughts instead, mainly happy thoughts about me not being mentally ill.
[Disclaimer: Not only am I mentally ill and not a dog, but I’m a chronic liar as well.]
Wait. You’re saying you might not be a doctor? I might have to rethink the advice you’ve provided me.