Seriously, though…ugh. I have to post these now for both stress relief and to not have them be in my recent files when someone grabs my laptop to “look something up real quick” like they don’t have a damn smartphone.
Edit: Re-uploaded to add “aunt who is only nice because she’s sucking up to grandma for the inheritance” who just texted she’s coming.


You’ll properly call me a miracle worker if you try my turkey noodle soup I make the day after!
I’ve done smoked turkey a few times now, but my friend took over the carcass broth duties when we would host.