Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Why preventing? Nothing bad has happened.
Corn kernel:
Finnish kernel: 
Niblets obscured.
Ill be in the bathroom
As a descendant of farmers, I’m 86.47% sure that’s a cow
why does Japan do that though? they’ll show almost everything…except a dick or a vag
japan has pretty harsh punishmemts for distirbuting “indecent” stuff and thus the industry self censors and turning penises and vaginas into mosaics seems enough to make everybody look the other way.
so pretty much the same reason you probably won’t see naked breasts in american movies aimed at teens or kids, just with a different view on what’s seen as decent and what not and in which context.
Culture. For the same reason why in american music every swearword is beeped out, which seems ridiculous to everyone else in the world. It’s just how it is.
Ah yes, a place where guns are fine and racism is fine but swear words, no sir, that’s a cultural thing.
is the dumbest fucking thing.
Censoring the porn at least makes some sense.
Baby corn goes up to Pop corn and asks:
Dad, where do babies come from?
Can someone explain? What’s wrong with Japanese corn?
Porn






