• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    5 hours ago

    The baby, keenly aware of their lack of insurance and the implications of growing up poor in America, asks the nurse for a 4th trimester abortion.

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      4 hours ago

      Their in luck. The republican governor heard their story and just rolled back child labor laws allowing them to buy though their employer. Truly a touching story.

    • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      6 hours ago

      Alas, this “innocent” babe is not so innocent after all. Through a stunning lack of personal responsibility, they never invested in $DOGE during early availability. A lack of capital will doom this freeloader to a life in the mines