[green, an arm missing, leaving a trail of blood, is desperately calling for help in a hospital corridor] Please help me, I’ve lost my arm and I’m bleeding to death
[orange, arms crossed, replies angrily at green] Stop being such an ungrateful idiot, there are people out there who have lost both arms
https://thebad.website/comic/have_you_tried_suffering_quietly
What about the Arm Reattachment Device?!
That machine costs $100k per minute to run. And your insurance just laughed when we called.