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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

The day has been ruined

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The day has been ruined

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

  • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    This is why I wash the dishes in the shower.

    • everett@lemmy.ml
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      I tried it, but then my sleeves got really, really wet.

      • sepi@piefed.social
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        Roll them up, you dufus!

        • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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          Tuck it into your groin

        • everett@lemmy.ml
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          Thanks for the tip, that’s almost as good as wringing them out.

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      Kramer? Dat you?

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    How can you even wsh them without rolling up your sleeves? I do that by instinct since it always gets wet otherwise.

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      I’ve had it slip down while rinsing things. :(

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        If you feel it slipping you immediately stop and readjust.

        • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Readjust with what? Your wet hand?

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Dry your hands and readjust

            • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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              That’s WAY too much work

              • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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                Less time than waiting for your sleeves to dry

                • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  Less time but more work

    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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      Then your sleeve is possessed by the spirits of SAS commando who silently rolls down your arm , and before you know it, your sleeves is soaked.

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        Does yours slip down so fast and without warning that you are unable to stop washing before it gets wet? Or is your reaction time just measured in minures or something?

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          I’m usually scrubbing vigorously, which shakes it free sometimes. I mean, what am I? Mr. Perfect? I’m supposed to drop my dish into this metal sink and break it? Sometimes, it happens.

          You’re a lame turd.

          • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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            Even if yoz clean vigourously you can feel the sleeve coming loose before it unfolds all the way.

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    Sometimes I get water on my belly when it splashes out of the sink. Water hitting a big spoon incorrectly and doing that water fountain shit onto you. That will cause me to invoke demons with the obscenities I expel.

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    What a coincidence, I just sat down from washing dishes and my sleeve has pretty much the same exact size wet spot in nearly the exact same place. I suppose I should just crawl into bed and give up for the day but I’d need to take this long sleeve shirt off first and that’s a lot of work right now while my wrist is cold and wet.

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    Just do the dishes naked … maybe keep your socks on

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      Same life hack as cooking bacon and don’t want grease stains on your shirt.

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        Small grease splatter burns heal, usually.

        Grease stains can come out, if you remember to treat it, and then check before drying it to make sure it doesn’t need more spot treatment. So you’re gonna forget and have grease stains on your shirt.

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      so my socks can get wet? I don’t think so

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    This is why I always wear short sleeves, even when it’s freezing outside.

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    Look at Mr. Humblebrag with his fancy dishes and shirts and running water. Ohhhh, so fancy. La-di-dah!

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    This is up there after the socks getting wet…

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    I have the same and also at work with the sleeve getting wet and muddy. From there it gets everywhere it’s s real fucking pain in the ass

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