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minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·9 days agoFinally a politician who supports my interests.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·edit-29 days agoCop 1: * Bang Bang Bang! “We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.” Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.” *undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!” Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure. *eats ass with gusto Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
minus-squarehunkyburrito@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 days agoIs it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
minus-squareThat Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-29 days agoi… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 days agoNormal if you are an American.
Finally a politician who supports my interests.
Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!
“We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband.”
Homeowner: “Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order.”
*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. “READY? START EATIN’!”
Cop 2: "This jobs got it’s ups and downs that’s for sure.
*eats ass with gusto
Cop 1: “Fucking perv!”
Is it bad that I interpreted the “bang bang bang” as Cop 1 shooting a gun at first
i… just realised they WEREN’T shooting, because of your comment.
Normal if you are an American.